What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:16
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
{RING} {RING}
Why is there no evidence of a multiverse theory?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Which brand is the best home slippers in the Middle East?
HELLO
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Sure no problem officer.
Is it okay for a wife who comes home from a date to tell her husband what she did?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Yes sir it is.
I feel like my boyfriend doesn't love me. Why?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
After a few moments he returns.